Thanks to all the parents who submitted their children’s names as candidates for the Internship in Jewish History. Unfortunately, I can only consider applications from people who are willing to take the job. Here’s the revised job description:
Intern in Jewish History: Hard work, long hours, meager compensation. Chance at everlasting fame and glory, promoting the study of Jewish history. Candidate must be organized, diligent and personable. Ability to speak Brooklyn an asset. Must be a student at the mighty Avenue J campus of Touro College. We hope to fill this position by October 31, but will keep looking until the right student comes along. EE/OU/Chaf-K.
This internship is enthusiastically funded by the Friends of Jewish History. Consider joining us and supporting our great cause!
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